Sunday 3 July 2016

Balotelli in new spoon shock



Mario Balotelli, the Milan ace faced a new crisis today as he was accused of stealing spoons to the value of 13 Euros from the Marks & Spencer cafe in Milan Centre.              

                            
The wayward striker who is already facing accusations of drug taking & animal fondling was captured on CCTV dropping spoons, both table & tea,into his My Little Pony rucksack after placing a cheese & onion sandwich & a cream bun on his tray.   
A spokeswoman for Balotelli claimed he had never heard of Marks & Spencers & didn't like cheese & onion sandwiches, preferring salmon instead.

1 comment:

  1. What about the cream bun? There is very little information on it. Has he eaten it? If he hasn't then I may be interested in trading for it. I can offer James McCarthy plus cash.

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