Sunday, 10 January 2016

Manchester spot a rising Blue Moon in the lower leagues

Manchester spot a rising Blue Moon in the lower leagues


Manchester City have quickly looked to banish the disappointment of last season, particularly on the transfer front. After failing to settle on a manager over the past year, the Sky Blues have snaffled the previous Stuttgart manager. Not being in the role long this has surprised many fans of the Sky Blues with a few calling it unfair on other manager's who deserved a chance. However, with an impressive CV from previous role's the board feel as though they have got the right man!





Will Trafford has said that the squad needs a massive shake up. "Whoever the last manager was made some right cock ups". He goes on to say that "selling Hart for some dodgy Russian bloke? Yaya for some kids and don't even get me started on the Ribery deal. What the hell was he doing selling Zouma. A right old numpty! At least we have the rock at the back. Oh wait we don't. Some idiot sold him for someone who isn't even at the club. Effectively Ribery and something for Kompany. Crazy. Finally that Sterling deal. I have never seen something so pathetic in all my days. I will try and get him back, but not sure I will have any luck".

Asked on his transfer policy he said "They're all going. Well not all but most of them. I have never seen such a bunch of misfits. I need quality, I need pace and I need to get some youth in the side. But I cannot let us drop a division, we need to balance the changing of this guard."

When pushed on who these players could be he replied " Well let me give you my thoughts on a few of the squad.
Ribery seems to be the obvious choice to go, but who would pay anything for him? Probably stay until he retires I think.
Nasri, well he is already gone in my eyes.
Asaomah and Coentrao, well one will leave. They have to really. One will be LB and one will be Left Back in the changing rooms. All I can see here.
Fernando can go, not Fernandinho. Having both would confuse me,
Isla can go, nobody needs that many RB's in a team. Rafael can stay because of his hair. Unless someone offers me a better afro. Fellaini where are you?
Doumbia is going to lead the line, He won't leading but Negredo can. The beast they called him. All I can say is that I have seen that he has a beast of a belly. But don't tell him I said that!
Dede can go, don't need him.
Destro, Praet, Romeu, Fischer, Leitner, Matip and Milik all stay.
Finally Gotze, well let me tell you now. That boy will only leave for a crazy offer. Crazy I tell you.
Let's leave the kids for another day..."

Strong words from the new man in, only time will tell if he has the credentials and skill to push the Blue Moon back up to where they should be...

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