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Cesare Tagliatelle was never really "cut out" to interview the idiots of T100 as it was seen in an interview back in July with Inter boss Alex Mclean - so today he was invited to interview the greatest man in Milan - Beddows as part of Gazetta dello Sports run up to the Milan derby this Thursday - a game which could ruin Mclean's season or save it? And likewise ruin Beddows' or define it - it will be a simple match of 90
minutes on Thursday but the build up appears to be one of the most brutal build-ups in T100 history.
http://smtop100.blogspot.co.uk/2017/06/inter-half-season-report-season-of.html (Cesare last interview with Mclean)
Tagliatelle: "Good Evening Stephen, so nice to meet you - well done on another 3 points tonight!"
Beddows: "Why thank you Mr Tagliatelle, it was a professional performance as ever and we took some risks with the changes we made but thankfully my plan paid off and they will all be 100% fit for the big game on Thursday."
Tagliatelle: "Mclean lost again tonight - two in a row - he surely will not lose against Milan as well?"
Beddows: "I also feel the same - surely a manager with a track record as his - 55th trated manager in T100 - over 100 games managed and only 1 worthless T100 trophy to show will be no match for me? But the world works in strange ways and Mclean will come out fighting - of this I have no doubt but we will be ready - a draw for us will not be enough - we want automatic promotion back to the promised land - we will not play to draw like he does!"
Tagliatelle: "I saw reports of Mclean this evening having a Keegan style breakdown in his postmatch interview- what do you make of this?"
Beddows: "Yes - I saw this - he went into total meltdown - it is clear he cannot manage failure again and clearly the pressure of underachieving at Inter AGAIN is getting to him - what did he say again exactly...?"
Tagliatelle: "He said and I quote... 'i'll tell you something, i'd love it if we beat them!"
Beddows falls from his seat in fits of laughter - has to be helped back up by the film crew... Beddows clearly finds Mcleans breakdown highly amusing...
Beddows: "It is clear that the man is either (1) jetlagged, (2) completely off is rocker or (3) jealous of my talents..."
Tagliatelle: "Either way his current state resembles a lost boy trying to escape from neverland - he will never escape it seems!"
Beddows: "I try to avoid his mind games if I am honest - I will be preparing my players to ensure we are 100% ready next Thursday - it is crucial that we focus 100% on delivering another 3 points. 5 games to go and it is in our own hands - we can't ask for more than that!"
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