Friday, 23 December 2016

Beddows Denies Cup Cover-up

Beddows, the reigning World Cup winning manager in Top 100, winner of 2nd place trophy in Division Two and fiance of AC Milan heiress Barbara Berlosconi has fervently denied rumours that has been pompously parading a new Cup to the media in the clubs massive Trophy cabinet.




The "Milan Cup" was won over 3 successive Wednesday's where Milan faced huge sides like Beskitas, Celta Vigo and Sao Paulo with Milan coming out on top with 4 points from the 3 matches. The reason for the "Milan Cup" was due to T100 supremos Hirst and DP refusing to allow Milan entry to the World Club Cup - a tournament that Milan would have been favourites to win.

However many managers have taken to social media to mock Beddows stating that the managerial genius, a clear reincarnation of Herbert Kilpin,  has actually been pouting to Silvio and Barbara with a fabricated trophy as evidence of his continued success at Milan, a Cup that in actual fact was apparently purchased from the shelves of Sports Direct.

Milan's impressive Trophy Cabinet at the San Siro  
"The Milan Cup" has been mocked across all social media platforms and Beddows has reacted by claiming that the Milan Cup is actually a genuine trophy which has been recognized by managers such as Ryan Chisholm and Nick Wheels who were both delighted to take part. The Milan magician also added that managers are just jealous that his Cup Cabinet is larger than most and he doesnt have room in his cabinet for the sugar!

Milan Cup results:
AC Milan (3) Beskitas (0)
AC Milan (0) Celta Vigo (2)
AC Milan (1) Sao Paulo (1)

Presently the Milan trophy cabinet has the World Cup (As Beddows looks after it on behalf of FIGC), the Division 2 2nd place Trophy and now the illustrious Milan Cup

"The Milan Cup"
The reaction:









Beddows has laughed over some of the criticism and then decided to allow the gazzetta dello sport to publish AC Milans official Christmas card.


4 comments:

  1. Seeing that Besiktas, Celta Vigo & Sao Paulo all only played 1 game in comparison to Milans 3 games the only logical format can be a merit table, in which case Celta Vigo have 100%, Milan 44.44%, Sao Paulo 33.33% & Besiktas 0% - the actual winners were Celta Vigo !!!!

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    1. Celta decided to default their points to charity. 😉

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  2. So that was what that friendly game was for!

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