The After Party

Levante boss Tom Parfitt this evening hit back at claims made in the Belgian press this morning regarding himself, and his beau, Lana Del Rey.

The Belgian press ran a story suggesting that the Princess of Pop was stepping out with the Prince of Belgium, and was also beardist.

When questioned this evening on the allegations, Parfitt went on the attack. PMW stealing my girlfriend? Unlikely. He couldn’t handle the pressure in Milan, so he’s not going to be able to handle the pressure of looking after one of the prettiest girls on the planet. This photo is me and her this morning. She has a much bigger copy on her bedroom wall for when Levante are away.

The picture of PMW, or Princess Marshmallow Wonderbra as I call him, with Lana on the back of his bike in the Belgian press was simply him bringing her over to my pad.

Look at him, swanning around like Billy Big Balls while Anderlecht are top of the league. Thinking he’s stolen my girl. Ive kept quiet about it, but I’ll tell you something. He went down in my estimations when he said that. I have not resorted to that. You can tell him now, we’re still fighting for this title and he’s got to Augsburg and get something. And I’ll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them. Love it.

Oh, and while I’m at it. Beddows on SMTV the other night suggesting he’d give me a few tips. I’ll tell you what, the last tip he gave me is still running. He couldn’t tip a waitress. 

Last seen serving Stephen Beddows in a Milan pizzeria

These managers with over inflated egos. They want to try real football with a little club. Pound for pound, we are the most over achieving club in the whole of Top 100, and by quite some distance I am the best manager.