Balotelli "I am the greatest"

Tonight at the San Siro was an emotional occasion as Milan continued to write their own industry and also unveiled a double statue outside the stadium of Mario Balotelli and Stephen Beddows in recognition of their achievements in their time at the club.

Mario was quite emotional outside the stadium pre-match at the offical unveiling and promised he would score one goal to thank the fans for a statue in his honour but he actually took to the field and scored 4 (FOUR) as Milan won 5-0 and make it 13 goals in 8 league games for the Milan striker, who even in his own words is an enigma, a mystery and perhaps the most brilliant player of his entire generation.

Beddows praised him afterwards claiming it is down to how you manage your players and not how egotistical you are - he said; "Balo's goalscoring record is not a blip - it is down to careful management, managing the time he is allowed to attend the Bunga Bunga parties and promising an invitation for every goal he gets - he might actually be a bit busy over the next week or so..."

Post Match Balo was quite humble in his assessment of his own abilities - he said... "I may be the greatest but I only scored 4 today, I should have scored 10... but this is football. I hope Jamie Alldridge turns it around... he is a great manager but unfortunately he had to face me and Beddows and that is a recipe for disaster more so than being on a beach when a 7ft Tsunami is about to hit the shore line.... (apologies if this comment offends anyone but I cant control Balotelli's words...)