Italian team of the year part 2.

Live from Andalo at the finish of tomorrow's Giro stage the final stage of the Italian team of the year.

Presented by stars of Italian cycling.

Mario Cipollini

 Andrea Tafi

 Francesco Moser

 The events took an interesting turn as Lazio turned up to the event despite not being invited. Feeling generous to a turn the other managers allowed the Lazio delegation into the luxury ski resort.

 

Jealous of Juventus and their new mascot Bendtner, the other 4 teams demanded an animal of equal status.
Jealous of Venice , Fiorentina asked for a Doge to be appointed their pet 

 Naples claimed they already had a huge Python seen below. 

 Genoa 

Confused by their own clubs name the Genoa cricket and football club asked for a bat to play cricket with 

and Lazio asked if we knew of any Cheetahs, but none were available .

The voting was split into votes from the jury of other Italian managers and a popular telephone vote

At the end of round 1.
Genoa has 12pts
Juventus  10pts
Fiorentina 8pts
Naples     7pts
Lazio      6pts

When Mario called the name of the winner, everyone was shocked by the result , in reverse order

Naples has finished 5th gaining 13pts total.
Juventus had finished 4th gaining 17pts total
Fiorentina 3rd on 18pts total
Genoa 2nd on 20 pts total
but Lazio had won with 13.2 Million votes.

On checking the voting totals however it was noted that a certain Italian manager had fallen asleep with his hand on the redial button while watching sultry Italian starlet Sabrina


His long suffering wife handed out the usual punishment

 Lazio were immediately disqualified and given BFH, bus fare home. This left Genoa as the much deserved Italian team of the year.
They win a Speedboat , while the runners up get the much coverted Bendy Bully , darts and tankard.