KINNEAR ANSWERS HIS ITALIAN CRITIC

Liverpool boss Gordon Kinnear has came out fighting after hearing of his distant cousin, Gino Kinnearo's remarks after the AC Milan-Liverpool game last night. Kinnear didn't hold back and blasted Kinnearo with both barrels....



'Gino Kinnearo, let me tell you about Gino Kinnearo. This half man-half twat is the black sheep of the family. No one likes him because he is a 'me, me, me' guy. He has the brain of a goldfish and doesn't even know how to tie his own laces yet. His real name isn't even Kinnearo, it's Smith!!! His father was Graham Smith, the local milkman. His mother, my auntie Jackie, slept with everyone in town. She had to because she is so ugly that she went to the beauticians and it took them 12 hours just to give her a quote. The local peeping tom even asked her to shut her blinds.
Gino Kinnearo is the relative that no one wants to visit. He says I didn't try to see him when I was I Italy yesterday. Well, that's a lie because I did go to see him but he was so far up Beddows arse that I only seen his feet. That's why he didn't see me. His wife is no oil painting either. She comes from mixed race parents.. Her mum used to run the 100m and her dad ran the 400m. He is the worst journalist in the world. He doesn't even write for a paper. He lives in his own little world and hangs on to whoever will accept him and that seems to be Beddows at this time. As for his report on last night's game, it is obvious he is just trying to get into Beddows' pants. He conveniently forgets to mention that Liverpool only had half a team out and we didn't expect to get anything from the game. I do admit it was an embarrassing result and to let someone as washed up as Balotelli score twice is shameful. When they come to Anfield we will wipe the floor with them. They relied on the referee giving them the usual favours that Italian teams playing at home always get. The penalty was a joke as Balotelli had to dive 10 metres just to get into the box. De Sciglio's goal was from 18 yards not the 45 that my half bred cousin reported. Also, what team wins 4-1 and can't even get a player into the team of the week. Anyway, that's enough time spent on the greasy haired, monkey fucking, Shane MacGowan lookalike. I am away for a nice massage from Yolanda Squatpump. Slaters.'