SM TOP 100 World Cup 2nd Report

It was a night of high drama in the World Cup 2nd Round which was watched by billions globally but not so on German television whose public are still seething after Mr Noisy failed to get them through to even the 2nd round and a national manhunt is underway with the German public calling for blood, it is not known where he is although it is thought he has crawled by to Turkey to be with his most ardent followers.



So onto the 2nd round the biggest talking point was how Roy Keane decided after taking Morocco to the World Cup 2nd Round yesterday to quit only hours before allegedly telling his players that he was going to take his dog for a walk, only for him to turn up (with his dog of course) on the Croatian team bus at 8pm, and he saw his 'new' adopted nation destroy France and qualify for the World Cup Quarter Finals.

Frank Hirst Italy were too strong for a 'spirited' Mexico with Beddows declaring he will find the formation to fit the players in time for the next World Cup.

Lee Reynolds and Mister Malcolm played out a typically drab 0-0, performances which matched both managers pre-historic approach to the game of football, with Reynolds coming out on top in the penalty shoot out.

Sameer Arshad was jumping up and down and did a triple cartwheel on the final whistle as Serbia beat John Vinicombe's Argentina, with Messi again yet to win a World Cup clearly laying the blame at his managers door... "Negative approach... it was terrible" he then had to be led away by Di Maria who like Messi was in tears.

Joe Jordan might have won the title in Division One but he is not good enough to beat Andrew Kelly and Portugal. Nathan Shore and Will Trafford (Spain and Ghana) also made it through to the last 8 and finally Neil Frankland blamed De Bruyne bright red fiery hair for blinding his Turkish side as Gareth Crisp's Belgium went through on penalties.

Turkey B.YILMAZ 70	1	-	1	Belgium K.DE BRUYNE 57	View Match
Belgium win 5 - 4 on penalties.
Ghana J.AYEW 20 K.BOATENG 33	2	-	1	Morocco M.BENATIA 40	View Match
Italy A.FLORENZI 9, 31	2	-	0	MEXICO	View Match
Colombia	0	-	0	Uruguay	View Match
Colombia win 5 - 3 on penalties.
France	0	-	2	Croatia M.MANDŽUKIĆ 1 M.KOVAČIĆ 61	View Match
Serbia A.LJAJIĆ 32 D.TADIC 76	2	-	1	Argentina L.MESSI 9	View Match
Portugal	0	-	0	England	View Match
Portugal win 4 - 3 on penalties.
Slovakia	0	-	1	Spain D.COSTA 57	View Match